Total Medals Earned: 1,269 (From 251 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,705 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (85/500 points)
Play the game
Get more than $100
Get more than $1,000
Get more than $2,500
Click/Tap on Marv in the Credits screen
Meet with Elly who is smoking a fat blunt (Dayum!!!!!)
Finish the game and save Tim Fulp!
Get more than $5,000
Get more than $10,000
Get all of the 8 yarn balls
Beat the Game under 6:00 minutes
Medals Earned: 8/10 (230/430 points)
Get rank F
Get rank E
Get rank D
Get rank C
Get rank B
Get rank A
Get rank S
Catch a fruit before it hits the ground
Unlock all upgrades in a single game
Reach first place in the daily scoreboard
Medals Earned: 16/23 (155/500 points)
Unlock 'Activate Defense' Skill
Max out 'Defense Speed Up' Skill
Reach 'Lumeria City'
Reach 'Lumeria City – Street Level'
Reach 'Scavenger District'
Reach 'Scavenger District – Nuclear Site B'
Reach 'Skyray Bridge'
Unlock 'Attack Combo Level 2'
Unlock 'Attack Combo Level 3'
Max out 'Attack Power Up' Skill
Max out 'Attack Speed Up' Skill
Unlock 'Attack Skill Level 2'
Unlock 'Attack Skill Level 3'
Max out 'Special Power Up' Skill
Max out 'Special Speed Up' Skill
Unlock 'Activate Wrath Mode' Skill
Max out 'Defense Power Up' Skill
Reach 'Skyray Bridge – Inner Section'
Reach 'Powerplant'
Reach 'Powerplant – Reactor's Core'
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Clear the game with no Game Over
Max out 'Wrath Mode Beyond' Skill
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/365 points)
Complete round 1
Complete round 10
Complete round 25
Catch a head moving at a fairly high speed
Complete round 50
Complete round 100
Medals Earned: 12/41 (65/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
I hate it when this happens
Make & share an Epic Meme™
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/485 points)
Complete 1 quest by making 5 same towers
Complete 15 waves
Build 6 level 5 towers
Complete game
Earn 25000 coins
Complete 30 quests for all towers
Medals Earned: 3/6 (130/340 points)
Win your first game.
Play Wordle Defense
Lose your first game.
Get the answer right before the third turn.
Use code "BODEAN" at the checkout for 20% off!!!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (190/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.